Metrosexual

I love the way you keep your unibrow tweezed every day
And your Dolce Gabbana boots that cost more than your monthly pay
It kinda irks me that you're prettier than me in every way
But I love my metrosexual baby anyway
Yeah

Metrosexual baby
You're lookin good
You're lookin so good now
Metrosexual baby
You got it goin
You got it goin on
Uh-huh

Mmm hmm hmm

I’ve never seen a guy get a French manicure but that's okay
You chose the color scheme for my living room and you're not even gay
It's kinda weird you've got a better selection of face creams than Oil of Olay
But I love my metrosexual baby anyway
Mmm-hmm

Metrosexual baby
You're lookin good
You're lookin so good now
Metrosexual baby
You got it goin
You got it goin on

Baby, I wanna know will you be out of the bathroom soon?
And, Baby, I was wondrin could I get in there sometime too?
Baby, would you mind if I borrow your blowdryer?
Hey, Baby, would mind if I borrow your eyeliner?

Metrosexual baby
You're lookin good
You're lookin so good now
Metrosexual baby
You got it goin
You got it goin on

Your hair color's number 12 it's called Autumn's Golden Halo
You insisted on getting Botox injections at that spa up in Vallejo
But when you do those exercises to make your butt look just like J-Lo
Baby, I don't know
I tell ya, I just don't know

Metrosexual baby
But you're lookin good
You're lookin so good now
Metrosexual baby
You got it goin
You got it goin on

Metrosexual baby
Yeah, you're lookin good
You're lookin so good now
Metrosexual baby
You got it goin
You really got it goin on

Come on, Babe, do ya know where this party's at? I don't want to be late...
No Babe, those jeans don’t make you look fat!

Can we go now??????????

©2004 Theresa Miele